Odd and scary expectations.

I have a couple of things that I always expect.  These aren't normal expectation.  These are those um, really? expectations.

1.  Every single time I start to open the door in a public restroom, I expect that I will find a dead body.  Even more odd, I expressed this to my mom and she said she has the same thing.  I always wonder if it's a way of preparing me for something I will inevitably face or if I'm just messed up in the head.  Of course, like so many things, these are not mutually exclusive.

2.  Whenever I see someone drinking from a drinking fountain or drink from a fountain myself, I have images of some bully shoving faces into the spout, causing tooth loss, blood letting and pain.  Yes, again, I may be a little messed up.